i dont think ive ever loved someone as much as i love you
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If Phil Collins not singing his ass off in this new Tarzan then I’m not watching it
You’re telling me, a chicken fried this rice
My heart does a little “!” when I see you
y'know who’s amazing? chubby girls. girls with tummies, girls with soft arms and legs. have you ever hugged a chubby girl? it’s incredible. they’re incredible.
- boy sexting me: this dick would look so good in your pretty little mouth you'd like that huh
- me, eating a bowl of cereal while my hair dries: yes daddy I want it so bad
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